hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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