How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
