the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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