found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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