if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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