he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i dont even know how to be here
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
did i walk over a car last night?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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