Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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