In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize