What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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