he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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