If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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