Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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