You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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