He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I could fuck to npr.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
