Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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