so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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