It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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