Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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