I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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