the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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