It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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