My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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