Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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