we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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