I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
vagina is talking i cant
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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