would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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