Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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