The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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