apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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