I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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