that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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