I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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