so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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