glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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