i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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