I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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