i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
