? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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