I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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