So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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