No awkward lesbian experiences without me
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So many bounce houses so little time
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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