people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize