I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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