Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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