fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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