ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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