hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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