You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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