I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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