More tranny stories later!
only if we run a train.
done.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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