that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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