why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
ttyl tear gas
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
