so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
