About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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