Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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