I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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