..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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