I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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