Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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